Boneless pork rectums

Boneless pork rectums
that’s arses for short
did the pig mind
he probably ought
and sweetbreads
thats testicles
should you not know
ox tail and sheep stomach
to make you grow
blood and calves feet
chicken necks, I am sure
pigs ears and snouts
and trotters galore
tongues that have licked other
asses before
why I am vegan
I thought you’d be sure
and would have sussed it
its what vegans do
but you carnivores
its one hell of a stew