Category Archives: Insect Humour

Why does the mantis choose to pray

There is spirit And there is courage How edifying they Are five eyes Imagine that The depth is in the way The two big eyes are centred Loving and seeing light Confounded by the spectrum Excited at the sight The … Continue reading

The Kalahari Bushmen

For 20,000 years They have held precedence Thats a long enough time To realise The Kalahari and all that is within it Its where the Bushmen live And I surmise By now they are a people Wise and wonderful So … Continue reading

Whose a fungi?

A fungus known as MASSOPINA CICADINA Grows On earth to combat Cicadas The red eyed insect foes Who live for up to 17 years Deep inside the ground Creating tiny tunnels That’s what god once found Pathological fungi Whose aim … Continue reading

The sickness of the so called fashionable

Clearly a crisis of conscience Exists in this big world today For me incredulity Derision and mockery A sickness exists Actually In Mexico so called designers Clearly their awareness no more Believe it is right to use Insects And go … Continue reading

The Samaritan

I just swept the porch and it was then That I found A little ant had almost drowned Struggling in a broken glass Left on my wall by some silly Arse Who really didnt realise That a wayward ant got … Continue reading


My name Was Eustace Ear wig No I have no ears I have never found them So cant hear a lot my dears i wiggle quite a bit I know Thats why they call me wig Its not because I … Continue reading


The colony and the professor The 10 tonnes of cement Pour it into the ants space And every bit just went Leave it for a month or so To harden and to be Then dig it and expose it For … Continue reading

a story about us told by one of us

  in the wink of an eye though a flea cannot fly we jump too and fro and upwards we go with our resilin force like a  springboard of course we can leap very high which is so often why … Continue reading