Come on kids we off to Uncle Robert’s place
The shed the nice wild garden
Wild herbage where we chase
The butterflies the busy bee’s and little wousers too
In and out of the Ivy
Uncle is one of the few
He sees us with some wonderment
Sees drama in us all
We all love going round there
It’s awesome when we call
It’s truly enigmatic unbelievably so
To just get close to humans
He really want to know
Who act as hosts to the family
The five of them it’s good
We feel the love from up above
Coming through the wood
And settling in his wild part
It’s a real favour to be
Accepted by a human being
Really it is key
I mean there’s all those hunting twerps
Ready to chase us down
Set the dogs a chasing us
All around the town
Not uncle he is a darling boy
Feeds us make us feel
Loved and wanted and cared for
When he puts on a meal
We feel he is nobility
Distinctive in a way
Clearly has some blue blood in his veins
And every day
We think of him we respect him
His quiet voice and true stance
Uncle Robert we love you
So never eff off to France