A pig tale

I met a pig
in Mexico
in Taxco on a track
she stood her ground
she made no sound
I thought of going back
but that was such a long way around
I yelled at her, and she
stood her ground and grunted
as if to say to me
I was here first
you sod off
I always walk this track
so suddenly, what brings you here
are you gonna attack?
look I said I’m vegan
I don’t eat meat at all
I can smell that she replied
did you think I was a fool
of course not I replied
I just thought I would say
so she ambled passed me quietly
and just went on her way