A cat story

She is out there on the podium
Spilling cans of beans
And when I went for a whoopsie
The cheap new fish cuisines
Has been giving me the runs
And thats embarassing

As I made my way to my quarters
I was aware of a weird and auric veil
A dark and aggressive thing
Which made me think
And I did slink
Away watching my tail

She was telling porkies
Trying to tell you all
That you will lose you internet
Just dont be the fool
She thinks you they are are
Its all their political crap
Thats winding up you all
Its nothing to do with internet
Its her that is fool.