Dimbo grumparse

Dimbo Grumparse had a long name
A very special little animals shell
Precisely because he was
The biggest pain in all the world
And, that was because
He had been all things to all people
But lately had become
Nothing really to nobody
And a right pain in the bum

cantankerous and a blighter
A shit storm in a glass
Miserable
And troublesome
In fact a right old arse

Nobody could love him
This worthless POS
Dimbo Grumparse
His real name
So forget the other bit

Talked a donkeys hind leg off
But as for listening to
Really he was such a bore
And all of this is true

The oracle of nothing
Was his and his alone
Somewhere he had lost it
Judging by his tone

And he had no leg to stand on
He was a true dimbo
Thicker than the decking
And just incredibly slow

Going out with Dimbo
Was like purgatory for me
He really lived up to his name
As everyone could see

And everything that could go wrong
Went wrong for this arse
I pad cell phone everything
For him life was a farce

Wrong that was his middle name
On Wrong he was supreme
Dimbo grumparse must take the blame
The master it would seem