The cows that we are saving
will be, soon shipped off to slaughter
most of them will be exhausted
that of course we know
producing all the milk
but not for little calves
for the obese public
bovine growth hormone
halves
the chance of ever losing weight
I mean to say why would
human beings drink milk
from the ungulates
who should
be actually drinking their own milk
but that’s the reason why
because the public drink it up
so the calves must die
Badgers get the blame for bloody everything
the fact that cows eat less grass
yea whose to blame
obviously the badgers
what a bunch of cadgers
cows and farmers blameless
that’s the game
the badgers carry TB to a new place
and that’s because they are furry black and white
because they live in setts
and don’t have any debts
and because they do their hunting
all at night
clearly Badgers have to be rewarded
for their history and everything they do
shoot the buggers show them what we’re made of
the farmers are the innocent party who
need a helping hand and they have got it
Cameron and his party have seen to that
and when the cows get TB in the future
possibly someone might smell a rat