Cow cell Burgers

Technology is working overtime
or so we hear
the laboratories are full on
every conceivable idea
and now its been announced
a brand new burger comes our way
and this totally unique concept
is made to save the day

its all grown in the laboratory
made from cow muscle cells
that will stimulate the taste buds
to give it the right smells
they are adding salt and egg powder
and breadcrumbs I can hear
the saliva working through your teeth
and its starting to appear
swallow it! and listen
there still is more to come
red beet juice and saffron
I know you just want some

well let me just explain a bit more
20,000 strands
of meat make up a burger
of 140 grams

Laboratory manufactured meat
all in house and local too
they still need to take a muscle
from some cow
but it will do
then grow it in some test tube
frankenstein reborn
Mary Shelley’s protege
and it doesn’t, contain corn

so the queues are very likely
to be right around the block
cow cell burgers come and get them
I tell you these things rock!
climate change and methane
forget all that we’re made
as for all those activists
this burger has put paid

to them, and that’s for certain
everything we do
cuts down on transportation
and those costs that do accrue
this is to be the break through
eclipsing all break throughs
the tills I can hear them ringing
and can see those far off queues