I was outside Fortnum and Mason
just the other day
with some placards and some pretty girls
to help me on my way
campaigning against Foie Gras
for PETA just a role
talking to the public
and so many just say Lol
why are you protesting
mushrooms are not so bad
isn’t the world just ignorant
and really its so sad
the school of thought that doesn’t question
that just thinks and gets it wrong
Foie Gras is a torture plain and simple
that really doesn’t belong
on any culinary menu
in the whole universe
its the nastiest of nasties
really there’s nothing worse
foie gras means, diseased fatty livers
and some will pay the earth
for what is so obnoxious
and really of little worth
Ducks and geese are so abused
and this goes on each day
often their throats are bleeding
and they ulcerate they say
imagine the pain of continual
piping day on day
this is called force feeding
and it kills them anyway
but before their dead they
stab them abuse them one more time
all this bloody torture
really how they climb
back into a normal place
with this evil in the bag
hearing people tell me that its nice
I lose my rag
they are ignorant and cruel
to the point of depravity
to induce an innocent bird
to have its liver
grow and be
10 times the size of normal
has to be a sin
it has to be there are no words
its torture in a tin
its shameful for the TV chefs
who strut their culinary stuff
and dedicate themselves to using
it
I’ve had enough!
of what is total ignorance
from them and others too
who are nothing short than torturers
themselves, they want to do
this evil they should be locked up
clearly they are unsound
its wicked to treat anyone like this
for most are drowned
in their own blood from their own throats
all ulcerated so
the pain of it and all for what
to watch their livers grow
I tell you its lamentable
its outrageous its so sick
calamitous and noxious and improper
are they thick
cursed take me far away from this
infernal mess
its really rank to injure
and cause a baby stress
and then to sell it in a can
in a shop that supposed to be
a top people’s shop
a top peoples shop!
its a sinful place to be
I stand outside here in the cold
with a placard in my hand
this is torture in a tin
and they don’t understand
they don’t care about cruelty
they don’t know of the pain
so they can eat their pate
the ducks and geese just drain
their lives sink, we are terrible
to do this and expect that they
were born to face this terror
every sodding day
so many have now told you
but still the BBC and others
they promote it
how evil, can they be
how evil, can they be I ask
when do we wake up to
a foul creation made in Hell
that isn’t mean’t for you
or you or you or anyone
its evil in a can
nobody alive should allow this
I call now for a ban
and not just not to make it here
but not to sell it too
fine the bastards and if they
carry on imprison them yes do
I have written at least 30 poems
and sent them here and there
and still they fucking sell the stuff
people just don’t care
people people me and you
walking talking souls
what’s a matter with you
seemingly now poles
away from what is sanity
the depravity is you
ban it, ban it, ban it
that’s what we now must do