Deer oh deer!

Our wildlife up for grabs
In woburn bedforshire
We hear
The Duke of Bedford’s
Wondrous herd
Of 9 species of Deer

All waiting to be shot at
Murdered in cold blood
Its a money earner
And there will be a flood
Of arseoles with or without
Their guns
Up for it be sure
From the US and from Finland
And Denmark
And whats more

A package for the carnivores
Venison on sale
Its money in the bank no doubt
How can a kingdom fail
Fresh venison wild animals
Shot down in their prime
The big red stags 9000 quid
What a way to spend ones time
Shooting dead prime specimens
Blood money so to say
Trophy hunting is coming
To Bedford right a way

And no need for a gun license
Even a experience NO!
You will go out with a professional
And your confidence will grow
To be a real life assassin
To point a gun and fire
And all for a few thousand quid
Its something to aspire

To, something to be proud of
Destroying a life
As long as the vandals are paying
Its all good and the strife
Caused to the deers no matter
Its money in the bank
And whether its right or wrong
In real terms to be frank

Its an idea thats worth doing
Its big bucks all the way
And the venison sells really well
On any given day
The hostelry pay handsomely
And their clients do as well
Trophy hunting in Bedford
A little taste of HELL