Pringles

Pringles, kellogs makes them
Proctor and Gamble, they
Thought they had a great idea
Potatoes all the way
GM corn Rice and spuds
Grind them up and see
Add a million chemicals
And fry it all and be

Adding crazy flavours
Nothing that is real
Then label it, VEGAN
Really to appeal
Call them something that means nothing
Something really crass
Put them in a cardboard tube
And just sell them en masse

Smoky bacon flavour
To encourage us they think
Of all those snorting mamma pigs
Who do not get a drink
Shipped in great big vehicles
To the abattoir
Throats cut watch them struggling
Everyone a star

And kellogs has the confounded cheek
To call them vegan now
such an abomination
One might ask them how
They could be so shameless
So brazen and so rude
Expecting vegans to come on board
And confirm this shit is food

About Rex Tyler

I love animals. I enjoy writing poetry and delivering speeches.I like to mentor people who need help in preparing speeches and evaluations.I enjoy travel although it is much harder for me these days.I so enjoyed the Andes Mountains and Volcanoes and the Quichua people who live and thrive there.I have lots of friends around the world.
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