Tiny minded drinkers

Tiny minds do tiny things
And some Chinese now do
Stoop to idiotic and nasty games
Read on, it all is true
Human beings some of them
Have little in their brain
Than causing animal earthlings
A lot of extra pain

Tying mice to beer cans or bottles
In a bar
And taunting them with chopsticks
Clearly till they are
Angry and start remonstrating
Which you would expect
With a creature that has feelings
And if we do subject

Them to what is pure torture and
Aggravation, they
Are bound to in fact retaliate
Which they do anyway
And then to bring them closer
To another mouse so strung
And watch them fight each other
To even be among

Such base and vile insanity
For that is what it is
It shows the extent of the dumbing process
The beer has too much fizz
Actually its not that potent
But their tiny brains have got
So insecure and useless
They are rigid on the spot

China with its history
And longstanding in this world
To think you have degenerated
Wherever you are hurled
Saddens me your culture
Is clearly going fast
To torture tiny animals
And think that is a blast

Is proving to the world outside
Of Shandong and maybe
Will provide your downfall
In life expectancy
The game if that is what it is
Is insanity for sure
It does all you no good at all
And the reward will be just more

Your houses will be over run
By the mice that come to see
They will eat you out of house and home
And they shit so much and wee
All around your bedroom
In your blankets and some more
When you take on the little folk
You start an unwinnable war

So stop this fucking nonsense
And leave them well alone
For when you sleep these mousey hordes
Will nibble at your bone
Your toes will rot completely
And it causes so much pain
So listen to what I tell you
And don’t do this again