A certain P. Igeon was apprehended,he
Was found in Pakistan they say
Acting suspiciously
He now has been arrested
Which seems a blooming shame
A flighty bit of business
With a rather funny name
A fickleness apparent
Flying here and there
Having studied parkour
Greying on his wing tips
Full prepared to share
Flying off the handle
Arrested at a stroke
Pakistan is now holding him
And they say he is broke
One minute he was on a tree
The next down on the ground
Getting in all sorts of flaps
And not sure
where he was bound
When question he was asked to say
His name and that he did
P Idgeon thats my name sir
I feel I am off the grid