The running of the Bulls Pamplona

Spain it seems will never learn

and the spaniards apparently

its probably all the wine they drink

and the tapas they get free

that makes them think

that they can run with bulls

yea down the street

and enter the arena

and with the bulls compete

to my mind its an unfair game

both parties would be served

by leaving each other well alone

but seemingly unnerved

like idiots before the fair

they tank up and they run

ahead of really raging bulls

out there in the sun

and inevitably the bulls run faster

as the men slow down

and some fall into their paths

prostrate then in town

the bull see that as victory

and butt and of course gore

any arse who happens to be thus exposed

and more

this time on the first day

some spaniard  it came to pass

happen to fall down and a bull

stuck on up his arse

it did make his eyes water

as the horn carved through his ring

up into his anal sac

guaranteed to bring

some agony to his defacation

that is bound to be

something that he won’t forget

in a hurry believe me