Bears trapped and killed for Guardsmen’s ceremonial hats

Yes they’re still killing Bears
for our posh Guardsmen’s hats
trapping the blighters
rata atat tats
the shots ring out loudly
and another bear
falls to the ground
with its legs in the air
what of its cubs
who cares if their lost
its all about orders
and what they have cost
six hundred, and eight five quid
I exclaim
The MOD wants them
its part of the game

But why do they want real bear skins
anyway
when there’s faux fur around
why wild life must pay
why families are suffering
this kind of woe
for some guardsman hat
its just not on
I know
that some do not care
about wild life and Bears
they couldn’t care less
about these affairs
but I could care less about
Guardsman’s attire
and whoever is buying
real fur
should retire

£42,000 quid
that’s a hell of a hat
and 600 Bears dead
they don’t k now where
they’re at
in this day and age
people should be aware
that we need to protect
every wild bear
Canada must respect
wild habitats
and not slaughter
bears for these
hot furry hats.