Candiro

Peeing in the Amazon
is not a good idea
Best pee in your pants
At least there’s less to fear
Candiro fish are sensitive
to the smell of fish urea
And Human Urine has a similar pong
or so I hear
So whilst your thus relieving
yourself what it might do
Is swim right up your penis
and on the inside chew
Thats pretty blooming painful
So please be warned therefore
And this cautionary lttle tale of mine
Please do not ignore