The Animals Abroad Bill

The animals abroad Bill
Banning the vile foie gras
Fur and hunting trophies
And live exports clearly far
Outside their true remit
The rich tories who
It seems the shooting lobby
Are really what they do
The peers are so important
Apparently it’s true
Rees Mogg says all should have the chance
To buy, their foie gras
He has just lost my tory vote
For me he is no star

And Ben Wallace wants the bear skins
On his guardsman’s heads
Mother bears and their babies
Sacrificed in their beds
Some in hibernation
It’s terrible to go
Back on some of the positives
That the government put on show.

We hear King Charles to say killing bears and wearing them on guards heads is not English it bloody well is faux fur is as good and does not subject Canadia bears to such trauma and death