Rob Howes and his children saved by dolphins

New Zealand was the venue
Rob Howes a lifeguard, who
Went swimming with his children
As anyone might do

Suddenly some dolphins
Surrounded them and when he
Tried to break away from them
What he then did see

Was a great white shark
Clearly after a human lunch
But they cajoled them and they saved them
And delivered their sucker punch

For the shark got bored and swam away
And everybody knew
Those dolphins came and saved them
They knew just what to do

There was no doubt what they were doing
They saved his children too
We must sing their praises
Those angels of the blue

Especially in Taiji
Where the Japanese fight tooth and nail
The dolphins to destroy
Hunt them on migratory drives
And seemingly enjoy

Torturing them and slaughtering them
Angels clearly they
Are put here to be saviours
And we frighten them away

Rob Howes should visit Taiji
And tell them what they did
Around that ten foot white shark
Who clearly made his bid

To harm him and his children
And that he was in no doubt
That without that pod of Dolphins
He would have been taken out

Let those bastards realise
What it is they do
And why karma is now gunning for them
Out there in the blue