A Christmas barrel of woes

For Britains support
In World War Two
Norway sends their dream come true
A Pine a Spruce some other tree
In Trafalgar Square
It has to be

Switch it on
And see the lights
The epitome of Santa’s tights
Too much pudding
And mistletoe
A place where
Christmas kisses flow

Look at it lit up
Hear that roar

The cows can fart
For ever more

The Labour Party
Starmer too
It’s working
Count to five
Will you

Outside Number ten we see
And hear the count when it gets to three
Starmer remembers
Three two one
Flicks the switch
His work is done

It worked it worked
Cows fart all day
From Trafalgar Square
To Mandalay.
A special powder
It can be
A life saver
We all agree
Stop the farts
Forget the boats
Methane away
As are his votes .