These layabouts
Would rather sit
In front of traffic
They lack all wit
And substance to if you ask me
Unpropitious actually
They are being dragged
Like sacks of shit
Pepper sprayed
Just where they sit
Nitrous oxide
Our MOT
standards
Paid annually.
An emission standard
Is the law
Why the change
Why ignore
The principle
It just feels wrong
On England’s streets
It does not belong.