Fortnum & Mason
From Piccadilly
Serving the Royals
Royal Crest aNd all
All of that suffering
And that lamentation
A waking nightmare
An afflicted creation
All of the protests
For all of the years
Dressed up as Geese
Crying real tears
Martyrdom fretting remorse regret
Angst ridden long suffering
Down trodden debt
The poor ducks and geese
Blood spattered were they
So heavy laden couldn’t fly away
Maltreated and anxious and loaded with woe
Fatigued and haggard
And forever low
God help foie gras makers
And Sellers for they
Have sold the disease
Now everyday
Cholesterol rampant
Agony too
Fortnum and Mason
What did you do.