Seal lingo

I am into speaking SEAL
And was perturbEd the other day
When I came across my brothers
And sisters and really they
Were slaving in MOUNT MOSAN
For some measly frozen fish
Cheap labour
They were employing slaves
And I heard them wish

For humans to be sensible
The vulgarity
Of making them tow children
On the pool
Just how discriminatory
Tugging all 3 children
In a dinghy they
Were suffering from aches and pains
That’s what they tried to say

And the more they hollered
The more they have to be
Struggling &in Belgium
The EU tragically
Thinks it is a good idea
To put the seals to work
A Rope is tied around their necks
And when the children jerk
About it’s hopeless
When they want it to stop
The problem being nobody speaks seal
It’s at the top
Of my linguistic potential
So get to grips you lot
Don’t go for rides in that sad place
Especially when it’s hot

We live abroad in icy places
So in this Belgian heat
We suffer like the clappers
Just because some elite
CEO thinks it will do
To earn some extra dough
At our expense it’s up to you
Tell the punters not to go.