Druid riders in the sky

The Druid king and biker
Famous for his style
His leathers and his Harley
Was winning by a mile
He had a go at riding
A rather feisty mare
He didn’t have a saddle
Deciding to go bare

Security at Tesco
We hear got rather miffed
Seeing cab a riding on their horse
Do you get my drift?
The horse appeared to bolt
At a rate of knots
Cab fell off regrettably
And didn’t like that’s lots
in fact his foot was caught
Up in the stirrups so he said
And he was dragged across the car park
That’s what we are led
To believe it seems security
Was worried that he might
Have got up on their elephant
And actually taken flight
But he only had a fifty piece
Which lasted half an hour
If he had put a pound coin in
He might still be on there now.