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It happened in Kilmarnock
In Scotland so I hear
A women fancied going away
But she had a dog
It was clear
She couldn’t take it away with her
So what she decided to do
Was tape up its jaws
Put a cape on its head
And leave it to starve
This is true

No regrets
Not an ounce of remorse
From her soul
The dog having nothing to eat
Or drink got frustrated
And hungry as hell
But could not get out
In the street

Couldn’t bark couldn’t Yelp
Just ran about
Just knocking into the doors
Suffering so
With no where to go
And really not knowing the cause

She buggered off on her holiday
Leaving the poor dog to ply
NO relief from the true situation
Convinced probably he would die
She didn’t care not a penny
What sort of state he was in
When someone broke in and found the dog
Of course all the questions
were why

Would anyone tape up, any dogs jaws
And leave them for so many days
What I would do is plug up her arse
And feed her in so many ways
And wait till we all heard
a bloody great Bang
Knowing she reached
the explosive phase!