Unhappy

A Japanese man was arrested
Because he chose to flush
His wife’s cremated ashes
Down a toilet in a rush
He had had an unhappy marriage
And out of disrespect
Went to the supermarket
And decided to elect
The toilet there
And so he dumped the contents of the urn
Down the gentlemans public toilet
Only Then to learn
That ashes cannot just be dumped
Any flipping where
And supermarket toilets
Are out of bounds
So there
The police were called as fragments
Of his wife’s chin seemingly
Were found inside the toilet bowl
Where they shouldn’t be
When interviewed he did explain
His marriage was a pain
And he was glad to see her off
By just pulling the chain
Farewell unloving wife of mine
Go quietly to the sea
Alongside number ones and two’s
With sincere love from me