Year after year
So many sleepless nights
And so much stress
The dolphins all around Japan
It’s all in such a mess
Taiji comes to the forefront
Our expectations rise
We march we write we protest
And know of their demise
They send their banger boats out
And torture the sweet souls
Split the pods
These lousy sods
Exerting vile controls
Taiji kills 2000 dolphins
Every single year
And sells others into aqua parks
Yes they out the fear
Of god up all these soulful ones
Murder them at will
We have to stop this happening
Why they continue to kill
To maim to slaughter
It’s not fair
And really what we should do
Is introduce some great white sharks
To take a bite or two
When they are in the water
Wrestling with the young
Get the sharks to bite their arses
Really get among
These brave and courageous fisherman
That hang around Taiji
Chew some of them into bits
And leave them in the sea
Or possibly fill a sea-pen up
switch some piranha
From Peru
With awesome teeth to really get among the bones
Let’s screw
these Taiji bloody rotten fishermen
Once now and for all
To me it is the only way
Let the white sharks have a ball