Everest The big one

Fifty years or more
Has seen the summit
Of Everest
Become polluted by
Those successful climbers
Who have made it to the top
To shit up there
And probably to lie

All that dehydrated mountain food
Inside of them
And just a pristine place
To evacuate
Imagine all that crap
Left bloody lying there
It just does not bear thinking
About
To wait

A lot of Nepalese are getting worried
That’s a lot if excrement
Up there
Almost 700 climbers
Have all been up there
Crapping like the devil
In all that thin air

This ice and snow is not
Conducive to composting time
It has become a dumping ground
And the danger of the climb
Bagging it up and bringing back
Is now thought to be the way
And keeping the mountain nice and clean
Which may just save the day