If you eat dog watch and listen

To all you randy men
Who reckon dog meat does you good
Gives you power and keeps you strong
Listen up you should
Realise that tape worms
Live in cats and dogs
But move into your brain
As well
Just adding to the cogs

Sequencing the genome
Just shows you how they work
They tend to live in places
Where the carnivores special perk
Is to eat the pet and strays dogs
Stolen off the street
And the spirometra erinaceleuropaei
Is a worm that may unseat

Not only brain material
But leads to seizures too
ANUBIS is the god out there
And he is after you

The parasite begins it’s life in water
And moves on via the cat and dog brigade
The restaurants kid the diners into thinking
It’s all good stuff so join the big parade
When in the fleshy portions
Worms will takes up residence
They just love your brain cells
Every day
Lots of fatty acid to energise their person
And make you realise you have to pay

You begin to suffer just like crazy
Really it’s a slow journey to hell
Headaches seizures and wait for it
Moreover
Flashbacks and an altered sense of smell

As for the dogs they are tortured
Legs cut off one by one
Often with a blunt penknife
That is how it’s done

Then their skin is wrenched off
They scream blue murder and you
Get the Anubis treatment which for me
Is overdue

The agony a pet dog feels having due regard
To love and care
to be tied up to a post in some vile street
And then to share

The egregious torture as each leg is severed slow
And your skin wrenched off imagine it
To write it is to know

To know it, it is to feel it
To feel it Is too cry
I wake up screaming in my sleep
When I hear these pet dogs die
The butchers they are worse than fiends
Devils from the low
Guttersnipe from shit holes
Where maggots will not go

They are the vilest creatures that ever
dared to show
And I pray,that Anubis does his stuff
And brain worms chew real slow
Infiltrate all senses
And slowly kill you dead
And Nobody will understand
How well they have been fed

Until they do examine you
And realise the worms
Devoured the grey
And made you pay
A high price without terms
Street dog meat is loaded
With shit of every kind
And eating it is asking
To really lose your mind