Holley its a small place near New York
On the Eerie Canal and for 6 years or so we
have heard about a Squirrel Slam
and what its like to be
a child in that fair township
and its all for a good cause
to support the local Fire Service
wait for it I pause
you get a lot of children
arm them to the tee’s
and get them shooting squirrels
yea down from the trees
they haven’t done them any harm
its just its Nature’s way
of providing kid’s with targets
and making it all pay
the mindset of the psychopath
for that’s all I can see
arming children with semi automatics
and letting them be
firing at live targets
killing the wild life
no one in their right mind
would set out to cause strife
but in Holley its the done thing
its considered, all worth while
its gives them all real meaning
if you can reconcile
the mindfulness of people
to murder souls like this
to try and shoot the fattest ones
and that alone is bliss
The Hazzard County Squirrel Slam
is an anomaly if you ask me
it has nothing that is positive
and it lacks all empathy
The Fire Dept personnel
should have banned it long ago
but they seem to welcome this destruction
and call it a fine show
to me it smacks subversion
the mindset of it all
to create these serial killers
and reward them for their haul
and meanwhile squirrel families
for they are a social group
will be stressed out and left lonely
whilst the kids are cock a hoop
I find this really off you know
its pandering to the fools
children with guns
that kill wild souls
break all of the rules
Animals do have rights to live
creation made that so
they have a place in the biosphere
which the kid’s should get to know
be helped to understand them
study them and try
to love their feral animals
not force them all to die
a squirrel admiration
a squirrel care day yes
but this death and destruction
shows me what a mess
they are in,so evil really
and so lacking clear thought
turning what is murder
into an annual sport
its a sick and twisted pastime
its an evil vile display
it does nothing for the children
and causes great dismay
how can that be positive
how can that be right
killing feral creatures
whose vision is the light
who live alongside all of us
in the wide outdoors
and add to the charm
of life itself
and this is our applause
shoot them down
maim them
slaughter them at will
fire your bullets into them
until of course they are still
short lives become shorter
the kids how would they know
what is right and what is wrong
they feel they are in the flow
a sadness I feel truthfully
for the evil over rides
the sanity that is Nature
and I’m not taking sides
to me the children
are being
abused and left to be
victims in a murder
of the wild folk tragically