A lazy dog owner

Oh good I’m going out
I hear the leash rattling in the hall
I just love getting exercise
is he taking the ball
No he’s gone to the garage
he’s taking the car
possible we are off out
and going rather far
that’s good I get to go in the car
which always makes me feel
happy I can’t wait to go
the beach maybe for real
but what he does in fact
he puts me on the lead
and threads it through the off side door
and walks me yes indeed
he’s driving but I’m walking
down the centre of the street
this is bloody dangerous
he just ran over my feet
oh what the hell is happening
the splashes everywhere
I mean its bloody raining
Oh! I so despair
my feet already are bleeding
I cannot walk no more
he’s speeding up the idiot
my whole body is sore
I think he’s trying to kill me
I don’t want to die
I just want to exercise
I yelp I bark I cry
but he just speeds up
that’s his trick
he wants just to kill me
I better just lay down and let him do it
actually
I hope you see my passing
on face book and will see
this bastard rotting in some jail
in perpetuity