Not that I’m much of a whisperer

Not that I am much of a whisperer
or a trainer
but just think now we
need to be

trained to not crap in our bed
how does that work
let me see

put a shock in the bed
so I leap in the air
or tell me don’t crap in my bed
rub my nose in it
what is the best idea
hit me
kick me
I’m led

to think that its kinder
to tell me and show me
and possibly I
may be a bit slower
but when you are kinder
possibly I am going to try
and please you

by doing all that you ask
rather than trying to
take you to task