Contraceptive Corn

Contraceptive Corn well that beats condoms
Haystack philosophy from way back when
Reality went flying out the window
San Diago’s Biotecher men
God get back to where you came from now we
Scientist’s acknowledge we’re supreme
Plant based jelly finds it’s true receptor
Human Anti-bodies hear them scream
And the poor old sperm get’s beaten up like crazy
And ends up all abused and feeling sad
Ice cold milk and cereal for breakfast
And
no one next in line to call you Dad.