Long term

Rachel Bailey made a statement
On the Sunday Politics
“Shale gas extraction in the long term
Is environmentally friendly”
That was a curious remark to make
For clearly as we know
Unless friendly means something else
This women ought to go

And live close to a frack pad
I am sure we would all pay
So she could drink the water
And breathe the air
Each day
Forward for the likes of her
And her tory brood
Is to realize in the muddy depths
How much water loss is viewed

And All of it is wasted
For the rest of time
Frack water she can drink it
With a dash of lime
I reckon it ought be on the menu
At the House of Lords
In common with her friendly words
That her lot affords

The right to go on telly
And tell us all these fibs
Shale gas is a monstrous plan
And we best recall our bibs
For our brains are clearly washed up
Our potency is gone
If She is backing fracking
So her sacking is now on