Ice picks and nuts

One of those blasted psychopaths
By the name of Larry Mc hale
Got angry with the Starbucks window
And a chihuahua a sad tale
A well known trouble maker
With a penchant for to smash
Bottles on the pavement
Decided he would bash
The dog against the window
Of Starbucks where he’s banned
But Houston’s Animal Shelter
Came. So I understand
Broken paws suggested
An ice pick through his nuts
Bringing tears into his eyes
And a real kick in the guts
The poor dog has a broken leg
And is in a lot of pain
An Anubis is on the warpath
For just what could he gain
From smashing a tiny fellow
Against a big glass pane
To get back at the the Starbucks shop
Of course he is insane
But our hearts are for the little dog
Who must have wondered why
He should feel his owners wrath
For in Essence he’d rather die

Let’s hope this vile sod gets it
And Anubis does come by
And chews his nuts off slowly
With Larry screaming why