Horsemeat

I don’t need some royal personage
to tell me what to eat
especially when its Dobbin
and horse meat is the treat
she has the nerve to recount
to the world horse welfare
she
reminded them that in France
fillet of horse is a delicacy
so its good to take good care of them
for a lucrative return
when abandoning the welfare
well that is nice to learn

it seems a good investment
for really at the end
you can make a killing by
flogging off your friend
well that’s illuminating
from good old Princess Anne
who seemingly knows horses well
and I thought she was a fan

but clearly eating horse
is now the thing to do
and a stable if its able
might make a killing too
for me a vegan lifestyle
is all that I require
the local nag with a old straw bag
or even the giant shire

will never be included
in my yule time treat
despite princesses
dietary stresses
I just will never eat

Horse, or Goat or Sheep or Rat
I don’t know what she thinks of that
Rabbit Hare Hedgehog or mouse
Pheasant,Deer or even Grouse
I leave that stuff for the Royals
to scoff
the hunters one and all go off
guns cocked and murder as their please
to fill their walk in royal deep freeze