A Diatribe from a senior Australian Reporter

A senior writer
Wow! thats where he’s at
I’m sure that the Japanese
will be pleased about that
getting advice about whales
on a bed
of white rice from Australia
and all that you said

shows me your culinary skills
are on view
and your very survival
needs animals too

good on yer mate
you wont waste away
pork fat on your lips
it sounds a sexy way

oh yea I can see it
it’ll be on your hips
just a few years
and keep piling in chips

a nice chicken leg
oh yea you are aware
pig cow and dog even horse
so you care!

what about wichity grubs
local grub
a few in your pocket
nice in the pub

and don’t forget Kangaroo
the iconic one
and maybe some shark fin
I mean its home spun

Concerned about greenies
forget us mate we
won’t knock on your door
no we don’t want to see

someone who think foie gras is ok
and wants to eat whale burgers
No not Today

Don’t kid yourself
us greenies we know
what’s best to eat
for we’re in the flow

Australian live exports
they are so sad
tourists are boycotting Australia
which to me, is mad

such a lovely country
with weather to match
but who wants to be cruel
to those souls on its patch

and reporters who tell
the land of the rising sun
to forget about science
and eat whales for fun

if it was mean’t
to grab the attention
all I can say
is no one will mention
you
not in a million years
but whether the souls
you ate cried any tears

that they will remember
you not at all
but its now on Face Book
so you may get a call