Mia and the Nymph of the Nullarbor

Today in Bliss

I met a lass called Mia

She starred in a  film

on the Nullarbor

About the nymph who supposedly

plagued travellers

She surprised I knew

but I was sure

The story was a true one

and I told her

There’s more chance seeing

Nymph’s than Kangaroo’s

Now so many people

are serving prime Roo steaks

and Adidas is making footballs

that is all it takes

To aid complete extinction

of the very famous one

Who comes out after dark, I think

and keeps out of the sun