Leaving the Adelaide Hotel

As I left the Grand Hotel

The Receptionist said that I

Owed extra’s for the meals I ate

Sorry I said, must fly

No he said you have to pay

I never would eat here

you make me drink the bathroom water

and sell bottles, it;s clear

You’ve tried to screw me all along

Wild Roo Steaks,s is your thing

I Wouldn’t soil my arse here

Nothing Sir would bring

me to eat your food here

What of the poor wild Roo

I ate out every single day

in Compton Street

its true

At an organic vegan cafe

That fulfilled my urges, and

asking me for extra’s,

I do

not understand

You lied about my shower room

You lied about the bill

and I now suggest

you call the police

For if you don’t I will

He wrote it off complaining

but never said a word

No thanks for staying

No thanks for paying

Nothing more I heard