Written in the year 2000

1/2man 1/2 Turkey
That’s the frightening consequence
Of Man’s manipulation to beyond
He wanted to make loads and loads of money
And half those eating turkey’s were just conned
They didn’t realise these cheaper turkeys
Escaped from Turkey Farms around the place
And when some were then beaten
Cooked then eaten
A sickness did befall the human raceWell there you go
Like BSE before them
“Thms” took the world apart
Turkey half man syndrome was becoming
A terrifying illness from the start
People lost their voices
And were gobbling
climbing into farmyards,yes that’s where
Like gladiators they took on the chickens
Developed beaks
And waved them in the air

And still the crazy creeps with dosh continued
Taking on the Environment they went
Far beyond the norm for they were greedy
Cruel ofcourse so cruel but on they went
And then of course it wasn’t the rich Scientists
Or technicians in the pay of evils sods
It was the wee young innocents who sufferred
At the hands of people thinking they were Gods

There will be more and more of these sick stories
Involving the pet animals we know
Wait and see for man is his worst enemy
The environment we share
The food we grow
He’ll taint and poison those who have to grow it
And finally himself for his main need
Is lining his sad pockets with blood money
Cancer, No much worse, consistent GREED!