with their cans of lager
and nothing much better
to do than to torture a rabbit
they got wetter
3 men in the bath
and a poor little soul
suffered their wrath
they were all on a roll
3 brave young men
from sunderland town
tortured a bunny
then threw her down
out of the window
and onto the street
percy her name
didn’t land on her feet
soft to the touch
sounds like a boy
she must have been puzzled
to have a boys name
but anyway died
the way that she came
alone on the pavement
the very same
the boys in the bath
all three on the path
fined
so the rabbits life cost
less than 200 quid
watch out for karma
who might raise the bid
(all the rabbit babies died too
because the mother had died
but the judge thought prison was not the place for them)