3-NOP BOVAER supplement FOR Cows

Cows in the fields in the barns or wherever
Chewing the cud day and night in all weather
Tend to fart loudly producing methane
Affecting the environment which is a pain
The irreverence really for humans abroad
A stony indifference that they cannot afford
The extra brilliance it’s taken to say
Give them some BOVAER every day
Added to their feed just one tiny spoon
A chemical additive it’s happening soon
Planetary wisdom the cows will not know
For cows do not feel do not think they just grow
Zero carbon and all that the brain storms of some
The grey suits the bone heads
As for us, dumb
Bovines I mean, we crap in the fields
Eat grass
It’s our arse
That inside us just builds

Well we’ve tried it out this powdery stuff
So much human crap
Honest we’ve had enough
You are stealing our babies milk
Killing them quicker
Drinking the white stuff
And getting sicker

Our milk and our flesh
Is not meant to eat
We die every hour
For your nutritional treat

You are ignorant all of you
Human humane
Hahahahahaha
We think you are insane