Camped outside the mBR place
the sounds of yelping night and day
these lovely dogs put through the hoops
really sadly made to pay
for being loyal and hardy
kindly and gentle too
they are off to be cut about
It’s what these bastards do
experimentation
a source of danger too
a maelstrom of indignance
Curtains for the few
most are being driven nuts
unhinged it’s what they do
and all the while camp Beagle
and the people sat outside
watching over the antagonistic
Their cruelty denied