Sex aids

Rhino horns are porous
And cooked a while in stew
With lots of blue viagra added
Can do great things for you
According to the Chinese
Whose quackery runs high
Old men and their libido
Say its worth a try

Its been since the 7th century
That these stories came about
Tiger bones and animal parts
Leave them in no doubt
They bolster up the hunting trade
They reinforce it all
American Hunters join the clan
And american dentists too

They get lost in The bush somewhere
The gingivitis gang
Cecil took a long time
After the initial bang
Lions are being harvested
Thats the new word on the block
So that canned hunters can kill a lion
And their bones shipped now from stock

Lion bones call them tiger
For nobody’s sake
Mix them up with monkey and turtle
And tiger cake emerges just like magic
And it sells for big bucks too
And with no tiger inside it
Nothing is good nor true

Wild animals are being poached
And Africa just cries
The various countries flog their animals
Off they are the prize
Of ignorance and arrogance and corruption through
And through
Keratin and calcium
Cannot do much for you
But belief comes with so many years
And they get a fair old sum
And we must understand the rural
Nature of the dumb

They have this innate knowledge
That these animals parts do things
And so are worth a ransom
Imagine what that brings

To the rich old fools who have lost it
The possibility
Of getting back a rampant urge
From their wayward state maybe

And they are paying fortunes
And of course the rhinos die
And the poachers kill indiscriminately
And now you all know why.