Master of the emotions hormones and assorted ailments

The Biontology master Henry Northcroft
West Hampstead’s answer to the travelling seer
With his box of tricks designed by Johan Boswinkel
Took the mighty M1, and got here

I am quite a complex but simple fellow
A poet and a speaker thats my game
With 8 sessions I can speak with some authority
On this and that and why I am not the same

Bloke that had presented himself much earlier
I have gone through the emotions of the case
Discharged the lead the mercury and the copper
More so than anyone else of the human race

My gums ballooned but Henry was on top of it
He had the magic potions for me and I
Accepted all the herbal stuff he offered
And with my balloons I floated through the sky

Gradually the ballooning has subsided
The lead has gone, I am lighter than before
The tiredness and the confusion it has left me
And now I am clear and very very sure

The path ahead holds wonders of a different kind
I feel positive and know the path to take
I have had a meeting recently with Miss Shingles
And she has told me not to be a fake

Miss pain emerged and she controlled my labours
My doing 20 different jobs each day
I owe my new found life to Henry
Northcroft
Biontology supremo some do say.

Miss Pain has said she is going to stay a bit longer
She thinks I need more rest which seems to me
Something really I seldom do and so she must be right
Reality and biontology