A broken nose
A silver beard
Tucked around his ears
Blood shot corners to his eyes
Wet and salty tears
A triple chin
So far from thin
A pate of autumn shine
Beads of sweat
A pimply neck
And red rims
From the wine
The Chardonnay
The Beaujolais
The pure grape
So divine
The foie gras
Full of fat
Torture poison torment
What do you think of that
Those that eat this substance
This vile selfish muck
It really is appalling
Taken from the duck
His great gut like a barrel of ale
Possibly French he be
Eats vast amounts of Camembert
With lots of black coffee
Who found this ugly fellow
His grossness
Vulgar and course
Unfashionable and countrified
He of course likes eating horse
With lots of rich cream gravy
His years are definitely
Less than he might have expected
And for once I do agree