Lancashire hot pot

Cameron the toff magician
Is on his own fracking mission
Got his wand of etonite
And believes he is always right
Wants to build the fracking pads
With Cuadrilla and the lads
Two miles down two miles across
Fat cats profit the the peoples loss

Quantitive easing it’s the way
Hydraulic fracturing it will pay
The trespass Law it’s coming through
Probably to a town like you
Loads of lorries to tear the street
Ruin the bridges under our feet
Shale gas causing the oil price hike
Something that CAmerons mob don’t like

The planners they are not taken In
By the yellow corn they thought would win
Their environment causes much concern
Come let us watch the slow worms turn
As energy bills we are told will drop
Maybe everything will stop
Lancashire has the right idea
To me it’s a pain In the arse my dear

All the laws of leniency
Coming to a field near thee
Up goes the drill down goes the shit
No we won’t tell you what is in it
It’s about letting competitors hone
Working our
Fingers to the bone
Who wants the gas from the Russian fields
Who wants the methane cloud that builds
Who wants the drinking water dire
Light a match and watch the fire
Who wants the rig up against your wall
Who wants to see their house price fall
Cameron the bold magician
Who does not seek your permission

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