Foie gras ain’t no star

No avocado
No cucumber
Pigeon morsals they
The Masqmenos
That’s in Wardour street
Just blew me away
Supposedly was Spanish
Serving vile foie gras
A salad that was tiny
just lettuce
Not a star
In any sky I have looked into
A minuscule spinach flan
All very very eggy
And It all went down the pan
I asked for a big salad
It came in a breakfast bowl
The whole place it was sterile
All of it without soul
It was basically a starter
Nothing more at all
Thank goodness
I found the la Bufala
Where we all had a ball