Double carnivore

For anyone to eat the king
Of the jungle
More so than anything
Would have to be consumed by power
A force of nature who would vow
To go out of his way to try to shock
His 20 stones act as a block
His 5 by passes tell you, he
Has learned little from his history

14 bottles of wine per day
Eating 2 lions he shot when they
Blocked his car and that delay
Caused him to shoot them
He was pissed off they say
What he forgot was the Lions were where
The Lions were born
It was never fair
To gun down the native species and
Tell the world you love the land

Of Africa that’s why you came
To see the place not kill the game
Giving excuses as you do
Puts peoples backs up which is true
So he shot the Lions and he became
Part of the big cats banquet fame
Burkino Faso could do without
The arrogance he puts about

Having broken down
What could he do
But shoot the animals so as to get through
As a child he ate hedgehogs
So Lions appeared
Nothing special
His driver feared
Them so we hear
But Depardieu
Showed the kings the way to go

His arrogance has grown and grown
You can’t hold him up
They should have known
To not be there but alas
Did not
And so of course the Lions
He shot
An ignorant man
With an arrogant soul
With 5 by passes
Just out of control
Let’s feel for those Lion boys
Who took the hit
And was part and parcel
Of all his shit