Snuffles

The secret life

of a snuffler

won’t ruffle her feathers today

for a snuffler is a lady

who loves animals, they say

not loves them like some people

but truthfully reveals

a tendency to smother them

and I kn ow how that feels

you see Im a bit hairy

my face and the chimpanzee

have certain distinguishing characteristics

you should see Heather with me

I know Im a bloke

but Heathers heart

is always open she

always looks so loving

when she looks at me

not because I am handsome

just because I look

a bit like some

great ape she saw

in a children’s book