a bit about foods written for the vegan

Flour can dam the rivers
Of life within the bowel
Its sticky glue means you must chew
And try not to fall foul
Of what is Natural Law you know
We really have to chew
Alkaline saliva does a great service
For YOU
All the acid foods you whack down
When their icy cold
They will slow digestion
Really don’t get sold
On all this frightful stuff
That puts great stress on you each day
Chew and chew its good for you
And then a little ray
Of light will shine upon you
You’ll feel abundantly
Ready for whatever
Not bunged up constantly
I go on about, fruit juice
6 pears down the hatch
Its a carbohydrate
And if you want good thatch
Upon your bonce then slowly does it
Preferably avoid
Smoothies and cold juices
For men arn’t overjoyed
When looking in the mirror
They start to understand
Their looking like a golf ball
They really don’t look grand
Its falling out!
Their foreheads are
gaining ground each day
And all because of Ice cold juice
That weakens hair okay!

So try to chew
Create a stew
Inside your mouth
There’s heat
Chew and chew
It’s good for YOU
Everything you eat
Especially carbohydrates
Juice them
As you chew
Dont fill yourself
With flour and water
For its only glue
Sticky, slimy, mucous
Before you even start
Constipation is a pain
That goes straight
to your heart